CorpX Technologies

The CorpX Annual Awards Ceremony

Recognizing Excellence, Endurance, and Strategic Nodding.

Pivot Pioneer Award

For adapting to five roadmap changes in three sprints without visibly crying.

Meeting Endurance Medal

Given to the employee who survived the most meetings without receiving a single clear action item.

Strategic Ambiguity Award

For successfully delivering multiple projects where the scope was "figure it out" and the stakeholders were "everyone."

Agile MVP Trophy

Awarded for consistently updating Jira tickets, regardless of whether the tasks moved forward.

Ghostwriter of Progress Plaque

Honoring those who produced leadership-ready PowerPoint decks no one ever read.

Escalation Whisperer Award

For de-escalating furious client complaints with vague promises and buzzwords.

Golden Reorg Award

For surviving five consecutive reorganizations without changing your Slack emoji to a skull.

Invisible Backbone Trophy

Awarded to the unseen heroes who prevented production outages without recognition.